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..:::FUNY POETRY:::..

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan

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Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain

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Har khushi ko tere taraf mor doon.
Teri liya chand tara bhee tor doon.
Khushiyoo kya darwaza tera liya khool doon.
itana kafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bool doon.

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Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho
To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

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Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Raat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha

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mein nay kaha raat ko neend nahi atee, Us nay kaha asmaan per taray ginaa karoo!

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Hazaroon larkian aseen kay her larkee per dum niklay, jis larkee ko hum chahain woh apnay gher say kum niklay.

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Woo humaray ghar aye aur diaa jala kar chalay gaye, Baqee joo bacha tale(oil) woh sir may laga k chalay gae!

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Mey nay kaha loo marta hoo may, Bolay Bismillah achee baat hai! Marja

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Dil kay armaan ansoo may badal gaye, un kay bachay hamay mammu keh gae

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Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Hawa hi hawa hai :) !

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Aj Raat Theek 12 Bajay ki bad ........................... 1 Bajay ga

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Ya Rab jab may ghar badloon tou mujhay aisee parosan dey , Jo kalb ko garmaa dey joo roh ko tarpa dey

 

Tota Gira Kichare mein Tu boli Meena Sirf excel hay na

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Paktel GSM, Dil Tu ek hay Kion kay Signal Bhi Ek hay

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Kon Kehta Hay Pyar mein Pakrey jaein gaye Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

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Teray husun Ki Kia Tareef Karon Tera bander jesa Moun Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek bal pi joon

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Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

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Teaz hawa ka jhoka aya.
Sath mai tere khushbhu laya.
Tb maiere dil mai khayal aya.
Aj bhi maiera dost nahi nahaya.

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Aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho

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Abhi Abhi to Piyaar ka Pc kiya Hai Chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daalou

Apne chehare se ruswaai kay error tou hatao
Aey jaanemun apne dil ka password tou batao

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhatey hai
Warna aap jaisey kitney softwares to bazaar main biktey hai

Roz raat aap merey sapney main aate ho
Mere pyar kay mouse bana key ungaliyon pey nachate ho

Aur Ab Hum Sey Kitna Kervouge Intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaisey loonga
Terey meray piyar ko ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya kartey hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hain

tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon per
kabhi to click karo

Roz subah hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warnings

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Udher tum Idher Hum Beech Main Monitor

Every Raat In My Khuab I dEkh u I MehSooS u

Aqal ke andhe ab msg bhy kar

Wait karte karte overweight hogaye, Tum na aayi aur hum LATE hogaye

Hum App ke Msn mein Rehtey Hein

Hum Aap Sab Ke Dil May Rehte Hain

Aj (K) ka match (K) ke sath hai

Chal oye nahin bolta Kia karlo ge

kyu k bhoot bhi kabhi insan tha

Chanta Laga

Udher tum Idher hum

Qabar Main Paon Latkaye Watching Kal Hou Na Hou

Sala Mein to Pass Ho gaya

Sala Apun ko PHIR se pyar hogaya

PaPPooOo YaaR TaNg Na KeR!!!

dESi KuRi, WaLaiTi sTyLe!

palat.........Tera deehan kidher hay

Hum Tou Muhabbatein Karega

Woh aaien humaray MSN pe KHUDA ka azab hai ...... Kabhi unkay nick ko kabhi block k button ko dekhtay hain

*.* kar ke bhi dhoondo ge to ham sa nahin mile ga

Block Kerne Wale ka Muun Kala

Zindigi say daarta hoon....Per zindigi tu tum bhi ho

SaB SaY AcHeE ApNi LiFe , Na KoI GiRlFrIeNd Na KoI WiFe

(K) Ka Hai Tum Ko Intezar

Tang na karna mujhay Curent laga doongi Bachooo

Yeh jo tere bina koi itna akaila sa hai

Ab Tou Dil ke Dharakney Ki Sada Tak Nahi Aati

Tum aaye tou aaya mujhe yaad msn par aaj saand nikla

Pvt main chaliiiii aooo humse sanam kia parda

Aiye aap hi ka intizar tha ! ab dahi mariye dimagh ki.

Qatal Hogaye Hum

*--(_Hum_)=(*.*) (>.<)=(_Tum_)**';

Hum oor Tum Mein Aik ProBlem Hai.Tum K Baghair Hum Adhorey Hein

larkiyan offline hojain

Kabhi tou unblock kerwao, Kabhi tou Online aao

Aap ke matlooba dil se filhaal jawab nahin araha..

Idher na udher chal chalein yahoo! par :p

Tu nahin aur sahih aur nahin to ghar wali to hai naan

Zara Mere nick per click tou karein

Manhooso mujhe bhi msg kardo :@

Kaley Hain, Magar Dilwalay Hain

KhAtArNaK CoCkRoAcH kIlLeR

Pyar Koi (so) Nahi

hELLo ! hOw R u? b@aT kEr k j@nA h@an ;)

HuM HaiN PakistanI HuM ToU CheatengE Haan CheatengE

Pakistan Zindabad .... Quaid e Azam ( Rs ) paindabad

Hum Tou Muhabbatein Karega

I like u itna...U like me jitna...I like u tab tak...U like me jab tak...U love me kab tak...I love u marte dum tak

Emotions be kitne Stupid hotey hain-Logic he Nahin Samajhtey

Wah kia raat hai ke sooraj hai nikla hua

tu phir online aagya tujhe samajh nahin aati :@

Oper Dekho, Neechay Dekho, Aagay Dekho, Peechay Dekho ... Oo bhai Idhar udhar kiya dekh rahay ho chat karo na

3 cheezain duniya main kisi waqt bhi aasakti hain Museebat, Baarish aur Main Online

 

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